Grandfather's Bizarre AdviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after ponies because you'll only end up with a laptop in your ear." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Rose. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was purple and spooky sounds came from deep within. Rose saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!